“A mighty beating endured by the Dwarfs, many of whom were deprived or their testicles by the green skinned butchers.

The Orcs received the first kick-off and, assisted by some extra momentum, were able to knock over so many beardies, their pea-brains lost count. Clan Thunderaxe were unable to recover momentum and the Orcs stalled the game out to score at the end of the first half.

The second half saw a powerful dwarf offensive slowly brought down by the swarming green horde. Bratak's luck was not as poor as it was in the first half, but nonetheless I was able to knock the ball free and Napoleon looked to be clear. Gimli had other thoughts and after dodging free of his marking Black Orc and subsequently felling said Black Orc as the green brute tried to push him away from Napoleon. Gimli then thumped Napoleon, sending him from the field and advanced down the sideline. Too close he strayed and was eventually knocked into the hungry crowd, whose rough embrace he shrugged off.

A very tough game for the Dwarfs, my luck was 85% for most of the first half. Snake-eyed blocks plagued Bratak, although I saw some in the second half. Bratak was stalwart, much like a dwarf throughout the beating.

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