“Tough match at first. We both had pretty terrible luck in the 1st half. Piper rolled 3 sets of double skulls. I couldn't seem to TTM or dodge to save my life. My trees rolled some skulls and pro failed.

Even so, I managed to crowd his catcher in the 2nd half. After a favorable bounce and a hand-off, he was out of position to pursue me for a few turns. Even managed to BH his tree on a well placed kick to the walnuts.

2nd half was different. I received. There was one turn that both of my trees got CAS. DP was doin it's thing. My one handi (Bribe the Ref) kept Oscar in the match for an extra foul. That said, it got hairy there for a few turns as his lone wardancer managed to dodge and leap his way into the hearts of the crowd as he blitzed my caged ballhandler and KO'd him. After about 50 blocks, I managed to knock down his sole blodger, recover the ball and run like it was opening time at the buffet. He sent his wardancer after me but failed his 2nd GFI. TD #2.

The match was decided, the victims were tired so we watched for a couple turns as the elves played catch on their end of the pitch. Laughing all the while because we know where the sticky rolls are at!

gg & gl with the team.”