“The Dob's Wuz Nots and the Desparate HousePharos staged their first Blood Bowl contests against each other.

Even before the game, each coach knew what they were getting themselves into.....lots of pain and an average of 32 fouls.

Although the first half was a win for the Wuz Nots (namely because there were no deaths or serious injuries, and the Pharos didn't score) the second half favored the Pharos.

The turning point in the contest was when Chunky Head Hole attempted to pass the ball to Ignorant Chokeman. The pass was on target but became lodged in Grit'sul's 'junk', if you will. He was able to stumble, by accident, the appropriate way, and nearly tripped over the invisible line that is the end zone.

Grit'sul commented on the Interception and Touchdown after the match by saying "Uhhhhhhhhh. Errrrrrrrr. Baaaaaaaahhhhhhh." and then attempted to strangle the reporter.

After Tongues For brains pinched a nerve in the 2nd that sent him to what the team calls the 'Painpile', Deke attempted a powerful blitz in the final seconds that left him and a skeleton on the ground. Titanica never made it in to tie the game as he laughed at Deke maliciously.”