“A most bizarre but enjoyable game. The dice weren't particularly fair towards the dark elves in the first half but they made scoring very tricky during the secong half.

The scumbag elf apothocary clearly did his job well, giving the dead elf a shampoo to live for. At the same time, he must surely have slipped the player some sort of weapon, it is the only feasable explanation of what was to happen next.
Clearly the dirty (metaphoricly, he'd just been shampoo'ed remember?) elf stabbed poor gideon, thursting the weapon right through his ample belly. Caught unawares the halfling apothocary though he had time to finish his pancake, only to discover later that poor Gideon was dead, poisoned.

There were plenty of highlights (I remember a halfling headbut knocking both himself and an opponent out) and it was a good game. My halflings feel privalaged to have taught the elves the art of gaurd (clearly needed to counter the treemen).

One of the most unusual things is the way both coaches predicted injuries. I personally predicted exactly one death and SpongeGa predicted a niggling injury for his elves. He also prempted the death of Gideon by several seconds (making no other predictions throughout the match).

After the match Gideon was buried with a lagrge ceremonial pie placed in his mouth.”