“Stupid trees. Always causing troubles. Both of them managed to show up in the first half. The Schmucks had some troubles at the kick offs during the first half. The first time the ball landed on one of the trolls, which didn't work out very good in the end. The second time, when the Schmucks were planning to score a quick two-turn-touchdown, the ball landed right at the line of scrimmage and proved impossible to pick up. Near the end of the game the halfling Miffo crushed himself to death on Shriek Airborne's extended fist. Shriek also hurt someone else, which made him as effective as both of the trolls combined.”
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