“Very enjoyable match.

Started with the chaos fans invading the pitch when the skaven were receiving. Three skaven KO'ed, three stunned. Not hazed by this minor setback the skaven sauntered upfield.

The chaos responded by scoring a KO on every other block and WA trapping the ratogre, who quickly ran out of places to hide from the chaoswarriors.

The chaos then proceeded to do the only obvious thing for chaos, surrounding the ratogre and kicking him in the groin. Four times. The ref was asleep or maybe hadn't arrive to the match yet.

Finally scoring in round 8 of first half, with all four skaven players nose down in the field the chaos fans were jubilant no doubt.

Did'n' even 'urt said the ratogre and showed off his new boot-proof jockstrap.

Second half starts with seven'ish skaven lining up for another beating. And beaten down they were. The KO's continued as the chaos leisurely marched upfield, in the process sending off one of the stormvermin crowdsurfing. All over the place. At the same time.

But in the flash of an eye one of the gutterrunners saw a weakness in the chaos cage. Having to roll only 4+, 4+, 4+, 2+ and a 2db of opponents choice this was clearly the turning point of the game, a better chance than this had not been seen for the entire game. This, my friends, is where cheese would triumph over malice. Or not.”