“The Endless Hunger had been kept in the ice box for a long time, awaiting the return of the beloved veteran stunty cup...but eventually the owner decided to play a training match with them, against the Buzzz BOING Splat! cheaters.
It showed that the squigs hadn't been trained for a long time, because this ended up being a match where the Endless Hunger failed at everything. Normally the team sticks to mishandling the ball, but in this match they couldn't even break armor rolls. While Radmane focused on taking the squig herders out and filled the KO box with an alarming rate the squigs just looked like useless halflings in their blocking game.
Momba, who is usually a big hero on the pitch, was an enormous dissapointment. First he RIP'ed himself on a failed leap and then he fell and crippled his squig on a failed dodge...and these were virtually the only things he attempted in this match. In some kind of ironic manner he was elected the MVP after the match.
It was the niggle on Momba that made the match go from being an amusing loss to being just another frustrating one. A squig hopper with block is a real gem and although I had suspected him to be targeted by opponents it's fucking boring to have him cripple himself on useless dices.
Congrats to the win, Radmane. Cheaters who are on a roll are a true force to be reckoned with, hehe.”
“It was a bit of a strange game with failed rolls seeming to come only in the important phases and KO's a plenty but i have to say that in a game where my chainsaws were deadly (probably making 7 or 8 attacks over the game, the fact there was only 1 injury caused my my players (discounting the apo'd go for it), i'd say it could have been MUCH nastier!
But if there is anyone out there at a loss as to how to play against Squigs, i will give this titbit that any coach worth his salt knows... TAKE OUT THE HERDERS!! My entire plan for almost the entire game was to attack and get rid of the herders which may be hazardous to allow 4 squigs to roam free... but once the rerolls have run out and very few herders are left on the field... he he he well things tend to get nasty for them!
Fun game tho and it had everything that a stunty should have... deaths, injuries, blood, failed rolls, ball and bodies flying everywhere, fouls, cheating, weapons and players chomping on their own team mates!
Classic! Cheers for the great game Piroq. Great sport.”
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It showed that the squigs hadn't been trained for a long time, because this ended up being a match where the Endless Hunger failed at everything. Normally the team sticks to mishandling the ball, but in this match they couldn't even break armor rolls. While Radmane focused on taking the squig herders out and filled the KO box with an alarming rate the squigs just looked like useless halflings in their blocking game.
Momba, who is usually a big hero on the pitch, was an enormous dissapointment. First he RIP'ed himself on a failed leap and then he fell and crippled his squig on a failed dodge...and these were virtually the only things he attempted in this match. In some kind of ironic manner he was elected the MVP after the match.
It was the niggle on Momba that made the match go from being an amusing loss to being just another frustrating one. A squig hopper with block is a real gem and although I had suspected him to be targeted by opponents it's fucking boring to have him cripple himself on useless dices.
Congrats to the win, Radmane. Cheaters who are on a roll are a true force to be reckoned with, hehe.”