“It was a very rainy day for a game of Blood Bowl, but both coaches decided to play on anyway.

Starting the casualties was Doctor Facehole. He went toe to toe with a gutter runner from the Skaven-infested Rattown Runners and took him to the painhole.

As the Skaven's rat ogre roared in fury, the Runners went up 1-0 to finish the first half.

It seemed that the goblins may have had the edge in the second half, but the sneaky rats blitzed before the Wuz Nots kicked the ball. The Runners found a hole in one of the goblins heads. Upon inspecting the hole in his head, they also noticed a hole in the defense and took advantage of it.

After more casualties, and not having a Troll on their side the entire game due to being knocked out from fouls, the goblins fell in numbers.

In the waning seconds of the 2nd half a goblin was able to pick the ball up in the bottom-most corner of the endzone, only to be killed while dodging, ending the game.

Chunky Head Hole was interviewed after the game "It's a shame about the death of Dr. Facehole. But he had it coming....we found out, he's not really a doctor."

The Rattown Runner scorer was also quoted "My feet had sores, but I popped them before the game. I think that helped win the game today."



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