“Not surprising my fan factor dropped in this game. It all went Pete Tong. Too many bone heads, too many early injuries and to top it off when I had a great chance of scoring with my ag4 stunty/dodge slave "Worthless", all i had to do was move out of a tackle zone and he tripped( i.e. I rolled a 1), lost the ball lost the game.

It was "Worthless" who did this and will be considered for the scrimmage line next game as punishment. I even considered blitz the opposing fling, Worthless was drugged up with str2 and had a slave assisting but I thought no better play it safe and just get the touchdown. To put me in a better mood the mouse I was using started playing up, a cheap scroll ball (remember them with all the dust that collects inside). I wanted to use it as a morning star. My optical had died a few days ago the led kept on having fits.

However moment of the match was when superhardman fling Gumball picked on ulyses 31 hahhahhah. This did make me smile. He had a fling assisting giving him a choice of three attack dice. They all came up skulls and he had used his re rolls, oddly he was only badly hurt I was really hoping for a death.

For this I will award man of the match to Ulysses 31 (his name is inverted).

After the game Worthless skulked in the corner while the techies fitted this magnetron device to Robocop. It seems that stunties are not keen to stand next to him and often try to get out of his tackle zone. So by using the magnetic pull of their armour robocop will follow.

Got new mouse now. Good to see everyone else writing match reports”