“In a game where low agility was key to playing the ball, the Canibal Tribe and the Wuz Nots squared off on a perfect day for a game of Blood Bowl.

Chess Piece Face has the lone touchdown of the game as he came out of a pile of orcs with the ball stuck into his spine. As he ran from a blitzer in terror, by happenstance, he ran into the end zone.

It was the finesse of both the Black Orc Blocker of the Tribe and the Troll of the Wuz Nots that really sparked the crowds attention, as they both had the ball more than the other players.

"I dot it was a gobbo and dint leggo" the Black Orc stated after the match.

Reporters attempted to ask the Troll about the carry he had, but they weren't exactly sure what he said. Throat-Fell-Off mediated the conversation and said "The Professor said that he hates the sky, and would like you to remove it before he kills you." 1.25 reporters were eaten in the incident.

The massive amounts of fouling took their toll on the Wuz Nots, having 5 casualties, 3 of them caused by curb stomps, namely in the second half.

"We were the ones that should of been fouling" Shaker Style was quoted saying.

"It was a sad game for us. We should of put on more pain. Maybe next game we will care less about winning and more about dishing out slices of HURT" Tongues For Brains stated.”