“In a very bloody game of "Beat the Crap Out of Stuff", Oops! I Tripped! reigned supreme over Horsemen of the Apocalypse 2 with a final score of 2-0.
The early goings of the game saw the Chaos team struggling to get a gameplan together, pushing the ogres around willy nilly while the Ogres controlled the field. Unfortunately, in one massive reign of stupidity, the Ogres decided that pondering their nosehairs was more important that moving the ball down the field. The Chaos team took advantage of the moment, and with a moment of sheer luck, broke the ball free from the Horsemen's Star Player War 2, and worked their way down to score, ending the half 1-0.
With bodies slowly starting to pile up, the Trippers received the second half, securing the ball, but were quickly put into peril, as War 2 again showed his dominance, blitzing through the front line, knocking down the ball carrier, and slowly trundling his way towards the end zone. But what was to be a miraculous recovery by the Ogres was soon dashed, as the Star of the team tripped on a lowly dodge. The Ogre coach was heard to scream from the sidelines, "HOW DO YOU FAIL A -1???" Much hilarity ensued. The Trippers easily recovered the ball, and barricaded their way down the field, slowly picking off ogres as they moved towards a final TD, ending the game with a 2-0 victory.
After the match, reporters shanghaied the Trippers coach to get a few words in. While he only gave a few words of enticement, he was overheard to yell "FCUK SUCKS!!! WOLFPACK 4 LYFE!!!"
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Again, stable delivers with a hilariously enjoyable match. I walked into this game in terror. Gobogen's ogres are just rude....tons of guard, compared to my very little, 3 AG3 players, and an ST7 ogre...how does a generic team deal with that? Lots of luck. I think I was fortunate to walk out with only a MNG, and even learned a few things, so all in all, definitely a fun game.”
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There's nothing to be ashamed of on the ogre side, just a dice rape the likes we only see once in a while.”