CTV 1410k Chaos
1
Halfling CTV 1750k
4
#5 nexusvalhees James – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#5 nexusvalhees James – Smashed Knee (NI)
#9 Pac Holliday – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#6 Stringy3 – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#14 Poofy – Dead (RIP)
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Me and the boys were just relaxing in the feild when Pac Holiday thought he heard a noise. The trees seemed to loom in on us. We knew we where in trouble when one of the trees tossednexusvalhees James far into the night, never to be heard from again. Then the night exploded into shouts of "PIE!" and flying, terrifying, furry feet.
They were all over us, Trees and these little things. No matter how hard we hit them on the head, they would just cackle and say "Yarrr!". It was awful. As we fled from the scene, Pac Holiday could be heard screaming "No, not there, don't put your branch there".
Never again will we venture into that wooded area. Those flings...they did awful things.
Side Note: Wuhan, if you don't mind... I would like to tell you where to put your Deeproot next time we play.”