#7 Sssoap Bubblesssz III – Dead (RIP) #8 Ssslipery Soap III – Smashed Knee (NI)
“"Ssst'ange Humansssz szalenszed usss. Loo'ed li'e No'se bu' diffe'en'. Ha'd to hug, an dodgy, szese szings. Bo'ing.
I 'alled you all he'e to szeleb'a'e my 8zs mos' valuable blaye' awa'd. My goazs 'old me sza' I'm amon' sze mos' valuable blaye'sssz now. Szang you all."
And then Washs and gossz party continued to be as dull as the game itself, dull enough to make the team loose one of the remaining six fans.”
“Continuing where that obviously drunk coach left off, one of their fans jumped ship to join the Coup de Grace tour bus. It's getting crowded in there.
This game was pretty much nothing but rose petals for the fiery greek women, except for the one point where Scyleia leg was fractured by Ausssssie II. Our apothecary was once again taking her own ganja and forgot to bring the proper herbs to mend the leg up as the injury happened.
Only the strong survive in this troop, so we do hope that Scyleia found her way home after the team bus left, with her still at the stadium tending her wounds.”
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I 'alled you all he'e to szeleb'a'e my 8zs mos' valuable blaye' awa'd. My goazs 'old me sza' I'm amon' sze mos' valuable blaye'sssz now. Szang you all."
And then Washs and gossz party continued to be as dull as the game itself, dull enough to make the team loose one of the remaining six fans.”