“With blessed fire from the sky fueling our limbs, we trample upon the hat wearing dwarves!
DeMaio "Lay waste to the footed lot. Reign with terror in the name of HaHaHa!"
Hail to Tyro! With skilled feet and hands, drive the ball into the endzone for glorious victory! Humilation to the chaos dwarves!
For Smoker, whose ball handling ways within the blistering sun, allow us recovery of the ball...and victory over our enemies.
But most of all, Hail to Scott Odinson, who's power without limits downs a mighty bullcentaur...and casts his soul into the depths of Hades! Take thy trophy! The head of a taur to dangle by twine on your chariot...proud to show all in your midst...the day you conquered Short Man Complex!
DeMaio "Let the blood on the scythes stay wet! Ride from this land it's victors with pride."”
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DeMaio "Lay waste to the footed lot. Reign with terror in the name of HaHaHa!"
Hail to Tyro! With skilled feet and hands, drive the ball into the endzone for glorious victory! Humilation to the chaos dwarves!
For Smoker, whose ball handling ways within the blistering sun, allow us recovery of the ball...and victory over our enemies.
But most of all, Hail to Scott Odinson, who's power without limits downs a mighty bullcentaur...and casts his soul into the depths of Hades! Take thy trophy! The head of a taur to dangle by twine on your chariot...proud to show all in your midst...the day you conquered Short Man Complex!
DeMaio "Let the blood on the scythes stay wet! Ride from this land it's victors with pride."”