“Well this was a learning game for Blitz. We spent a long time trying to get the client working for him, but after we did he picked up the interface pretty quick, and he DID say that he was a BB vet, just not a JBB vet.

Some would say that putting a Rat Ogre on the LOS at the opening kick off is silly, but Blitz scoffed at such conservatism. Needless to say that Eddie Jones spent a majority of the game in the KO box, learning that dwarves were pretty damn tough.

Horrible Bell Pepper stole the show, scoring twice and running for quite a few yards. Spoiled Lettuce managed to get himself trapped at the Goal line and would have scored a third TD if it wasn't for some incredibly bad blocking from his dwarven support.”