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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2007-07-22 23:59:34
80k
1/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
3
-
1
17
-
-
35
39
1
#5 Byte Dis – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
1
-
1
15
-
1
38
14
1
“Oh, a fantastic game from the word go. I loved every second anyway, I feel truly priveliged.
My team was beset by a virus, no doubt caused by pre-game contact with goblins (I'll swear they don't wash their hands, do they know the word 'wash'). The other handicap was an iron troll, which was a huge problem.
The Brutes had to take to the team with nine halflings, now named the Nasty Nine.
The halflings had a careful, almost perfect defense but there was nothing they could do against the well coached goblin morass. On the offense though, they proceded to both score and kill an oh so innocent goblin who did 'Byte Dis'. The goblin apothocary was obviously inept. His lack of ability did not matter, however, as he had tied his bootlaces together in a moment of genius. Incapable and unable to help he left Byte This as dead as a dodo claiming: 'he musta been stabbed after the game by one of the other ladz, yeah thats a good story'.
At 1-1 halftime struck. The Nasty Nine then proceded to score within two turns while the goblins gang mugged one of their fellows on the other side of the pitch. Nobbla also started his chainsaw just in time to see an immediate ban.
Striking back the goblins scored an iffy touchdown (from the halfling perspective, none of ours were iffy of course). While going about this a true halfling fan threw a rock to get 'Moni Inda-Bank', a consequence of his double barrel sirname.
The halflings tried one more push while the goblins proceded to search more upfield players for change, sadly neither were successful.
I was pretty lucky throughout but this was ok due to the significant poor luck of the referee, who, while being excellent, insisted on shaking hands before the game.”
My team was beset by a virus, no doubt caused by pre-game contact with goblins (I'll swear they don't wash their hands, do they know the word 'wash'). The other handicap was an iron troll, which was a huge problem.
The Brutes had to take to the team with nine halflings, now named the Nasty Nine.
The halflings had a careful, almost perfect defense but there was nothing they could do against the well coached goblin morass. On the offense though, they proceded to both score and kill an oh so innocent goblin who did 'Byte Dis'. The goblin apothocary was obviously inept. His lack of ability did not matter, however, as he had tied his bootlaces together in a moment of genius. Incapable and unable to help he left Byte This as dead as a dodo claiming: 'he musta been stabbed after the game by one of the other ladz, yeah thats a good story'.
At 1-1 halftime struck. The Nasty Nine then proceded to score within two turns while the goblins gang mugged one of their fellows on the other side of the pitch. Nobbla also started his chainsaw just in time to see an immediate ban.
Striking back the goblins scored an iffy touchdown (from the halfling perspective, none of ours were iffy of course). While going about this a true halfling fan threw a rock to get 'Moni Inda-Bank', a consequence of his double barrel sirname.
The halflings tried one more push while the goblins proceded to search more upfield players for change, sadly neither were successful.
I was pretty lucky throughout but this was ok due to the significant poor luck of the referee, who, while being excellent, insisted on shaking hands before the game.”
Halflings are ROCK 'ARD....
When the deadly E-GOBBO virus struck the 'flinfs I thought that it would be a cake walk with both treemen 'Dutch Elmed' to the eyeballs and a number of little guys losing fluids out of both ends of their fat bodies.
However 9 of the little buggers took to the pitch with the eye of the tiger and venom in their hearts. And by god they were dodgetastic! I just couldn't keep them tied down (not enough rope) , my Trolls were as much use as a bag of condoms in a nunnery, although Notorious RIP was high as a kite on PCP making him (to quote a rocky phrase) 'LIKE A PIECE OF IRON', and as per my esteemed opponent's report, my apothecary dubiously failed to save 'Byte Dis'. (Heh, now lets see you date ma sister....)
After halftime I really had a brain failiure and the flings were all over me like blinkin scabies, enabling them to score a 2 turn TD. (HOW??? They only move 5!!) I know....But it happened! the shame will taint me for a long time......(I need SOAP, I feel dirty...SOAP? wass that???)
I equalised with 2 turns or so remaining (writing this the following morning, memory fading!) them shat myself whilst 7 or so rabid frothing 'flings ran forwards screaming obsenities at me, looking for ANOTHER 2 turn TD....I bravely assumed the fetal position, got in the way and just about stopped them scoring the winner....
Without a shadow of a doubt the best game I have played yet on FUMBBL. the game was fun from start to finish with great banter.....I can't wait for the rematch!!!
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