#4 Cardinal Sin – Dead (RIP) #10 Eve the Evangelist – Smashed Knee (NI)
“Oh Great Nuffle, how we love the favors you grant us. Even after the squigs have eaten us, we adore you! Even after the rain drowns us, we praise your name! Truely we know your blessings are upon us. Being that we are such loyal servants, perhaps you will grant us just one boon...
Please... please dear lord... Kill those skinks. Answer this prayer and we willingly martyr ourselves in your glorious name. Let them realize that they too have crappy armor... Help them see that they are squishy and undeserving of the 10 TD's they now have in just three games. Maim and injure their fragile little legs which make them so fast as to be untouchable.
To thee we pray... Let them pay for their blasphemous good luck.”
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Please... please dear lord... Kill those skinks. Answer this prayer and we willingly martyr ourselves in your glorious name. Let them realize that they too have crappy armor... Help them see that they are squishy and undeserving of the 10 TD's they now have in just three games. Maim and injure their fragile little legs which make them so fast as to be untouchable.
To thee we pray... Let them pay for their blasphemous good luck.”