“Well the game starts off the the gobbos receiving. Despite the blodge and the gobbos having an unskilled team they pow'd the ratz on every hit leading to an early death for one of the stars of the vermin (who had block btw ffs). Then a quick pow followed by a DP foul took out the star assassin. Even so the ratz tried to delay the gobbos with there sneaky daggers executing a few gobbos without the refs knowledge, causing the ball to come free. The pow's continued for the gobbos and the life expectensy for the Vermin lowered. Finally some luck comes to the vermin as the gobbos fail to pick the ball up, allowing an easy pickup from the sneaky ninjas.

So after all was said and done the score at halftime was 1-0 for the Vermin.

The second half started with a good kick offsetting the Vermin's offence. However there general sneakness and ninja agility allowed them to recover the ball in a favorable position. Angerd by the stompyness of the gobbos, the daggers glimmered on the field once again and several gobbos fell down with a short dagger lodged in there back with poison running down... With few numbers the gobbos put up little fight as the Vermin added onto there lead 2-0. Only being able to field 5 players the gobbos tried there luck on the kickoff to injure some ratz but this left them out of position to get the ball. The luck would not change as more and more gobbos "mysteriously" fell down. The ref sensing something amiss started throwing Vermin players out left and right. But it was too late as they had amounted a 3-0 lead and the gobbos were all but done. However it didn't stop the gobbos from killing another rat (failed apoth...sigh).

The totals for the game ended up:
Vermin Suffered: 1 BH+ 1 SI+ 2 RIP= 4
Gobbos Suffered: 1 BH+ 3 SI+ 1 RIP= 5

*Man of the Match*
Hair Pull, before his death he fouled out the Vermins top star Bruce Lee, in what head coach th0r claimed "was a blatent foul missed by the ref. I'll be sure to report this to the league officials back at WSFA HQ".”