“In the first few minutes of the game, Urizz't Zu'tagnet failed 3 attempts to handle the ball. Frustrated, they only managed to push the orc Blitzer, She's the fastest closer to the goal on 4 block dice. The Thunder took the early lead.

A full flogging by the Mistress of Pain took place before the next kickoff to inspire the team. The Dark Elf thrower, Tan'az'da, reeling in ecstasy, was unable to get on the field.

Urizz't Zu'tagnet sent out 3 receivers, but after fumbling the catch and a series of fumbles, it looked like Jaz'nda Hak'z was able to clear her head enough to make an endzone run, but tripped over some unseen imaginary dead turtle. Udotiln picked up the slop and walked in the endzone.

The second half began with Jaz'nda Koz'wik clobbering the gobbo Van Houten before Mojo could launch the little guy. She was then able to fight for the ball and run in the second Urizz't Zu'tagnet score.

The next kickoff resulted in a weak sideline cage, but Jaz'nda Koz'wik was only able to push the blitzer Furious D, resulting in Orc fans grabbing ahold of her in a sidline fight that occupied her till the end of the match. Furious D scored unopposed.

On the last drive, Urizz't Zu'tagnet was able to squeak out two receivers despite a very strong and complete orc front line. Unfortunately it left only two backfield defenders. One of whom was double-teamed, allowing Jaz'nda Hak'z the easy score.

Urizz't Zu'tagnet wins 3-2.

In injury news: The sideline physical abuse by the Mistress of Pain was too much for Davneiros to endure. In his weakened state, he was no match for Superdude who dispatched Davneiros with orcy might. Davneiros's injuries will require multiple skin implants. For those with the stomach for it... you have been warned, Superdude grabbed ahold of Davneiros's gaping whip wound and ripped Davneiros's chest skin right over Dav's head. Someone swore they heard Superdude say 'Nyuk Nyuk, a wise guy eh!'"

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