“Ouch!!!

Chaos 2-1 Vampires

The vampires (me) got totally owned (again!) by some Chaos dudes
We made a nice score in 3 turns and skilled up a Thrall in the arts of bootin, couldnt quite manage to do anything on defence to annoy the Chaos, who tore us apart! Ran in for a T8 score with an equally classy TD dance!

Half time came and coach brownrob was so busy giving a teamtalk to his hapless wonders he forgot to get the 3 players stuck in the KO pit... so we started the 2nd half with 7 men! The horror!

Anyway, we gaily set about our business trying to stop the Chaos steamroller marching down the field, not realising what steam rollers do... steamroll! So a few dudes got trampled underfoot including the Vampire who broke his fingernail and refused to come out of the BH box, last seen licking the floor for dried blood... we had 4 thralls who tried to stop the unstoppable force, but as we all know... thralls suck! and are sucked! As i digress, the Chaos stood about and discussed the next round's opponents, the looming clouds that looked like it was going to ruin the haymaking, and of course, mocking my vampire still licking blood...

anyway, i got mullered, but it was fun, and im coming back for more!”