“Pre game roll 2 – fallen side prevails - no money to buy Zara.

Whilst only having 9 players to field against a wood team, the Angels went in laughing, they were not there to win, they were there to kill.

In the opening minutes a dancer was isolated and the entire team came in to walk on his face, but he only got stunned. Ignoring the ball, the Angels cleared away anyone trying to help the fallen dancer and again jumped on his face. He was taken off, but it was on only a KO. The action also saw the elf catcher carrier off KO.

After the elves scored, they were down both their key players, so the girls decided to cage and slowly advance, but in the final seconds, the ball carrier tripped and missed the equalizing touchdown.

The Angels were in a fury, an entire half, and only a slightly injured elf, it was time to put the smack down.

Caging and dominating a side line early, the girls brought their prey to them. Hard hits were given, and whilst they reduced the elven team to only three players, they had failed… All the elves were simply knocked out with no serious injury.

The girls disappointed at not crunching bones walked easily across the line to tie the game.


Eyewitnesses report the Angels coach storming off the pitch yelling at his girls:

You dominated them, yet they are all still alive!
KO IS NOT OK!
Next time, make sure they don’t wake up yes?

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