“First match against the new "docile" wild animals seemed to indicate that they still are worthwile if not great, at least Rend'n Gore got his fair share of blocks done today...

The match could easily have gone the other way, with Bosk the Fat missing the game due to a niggling injury (or maybe he just believed that he wasn't allowed to play anymore), and with the mighty (str 5) Arlagh Deathclaw watching the whole game from the dugout after a vicious first turn blitz by beastman Rotch. The Ultimate Carnage's fans even joined in the mayhem with a pitch invasion after the orcs first TD...

If it hadn't been for the chaos teams mediocre ballhandling skills this would have been an easy victory for them, but as it was even the agile (ag 5) beastman Karkh couldn't avoid fumbling today.

Thanks for the game Vladimyr, and better luck in picking up that ball in the next game!...”