“Snow Whites Pimps lose 1-3 vs Jkarr's Mafia Massacre Forever in 1st Round of the OCCS Antipodal Regional Shield 08/07

The Pimps thought they were heading into a cake walk today, but it turned out the Orcs were the ones handing out the bitch slaps.

While only one CAS to a Troll Slayer early in the game, the Orcs managed to keep pounding the Dwarves into the ground turn after turn, only stopping long enough to pass the ball all the way across the field a few times to open blitzers in the Pimps backfield. 2 times that ended in a score.

The Pimps did manage to score one in the first half, but that was all for naught as the Orc Mafia pulled out all the stops (and a foul) to keep Snow Whites Pimps merely picking themselves up off the ground each turn.

The Dwarves were just no match for the ST4 BOBs and guard of the Mafia, despite the incredible amount of lucky -2d blocks the Pimps tossed around. It just wasnt enough of an equalizer for Jkarrs good coaching and excellent field position.

Good game Jkarr, good luck with the rest of the tourney. See ya back in the NWL later tonight! It'll be my turn then!”