“The Tragedy.

Foul!Stench beats the St Louis Hams 2-1 in NWL Veteran Division Upset!

In one of the most anticipated games this season, the St Louis Hams CHOKE in an upsetting game vs Jkarr and his Foul!Stench.

The Hams started the game off strong, dominating the field and smoothly moving the ball up toward the end zone. But because of 2 mistakes, things got bad for the greenskins.

After securing the backfield of the Stench, the Hams SHOULD have stalled for a few turns before scoring, being more than able to do so. Mistake #1. The Hams team captain, thrower Marc Bludger managed to score uncontested to bring the score 1-0 midway through the first half.

Mistake #2 was the Hams laying the boot to the Knuckleduster Ghoul, managing to get the RIP, but then having to watch as he regenerated. Zombie Fouler Head CLot! of the Stench responded by fouling #39 Steven Jack-Knife to death on the following turn, apoth failed (Head CLot! earned his 39th and 40th fouls this game, congrats!) The Hams then moving around the field accidentially left a lane wide open for a ghoul to wight play that ended in a quick TD for Death Dealer of Foul!Stench, makin the game 1-1 at the half time.

The second half was all down hill for the Hams. The Hams dished out a few CAS of their own, including the death (no regen) of wight Soul Stolen, but it wasnt enough. Jkarr and his undead legion continued to smack the Orcs around, filling the KO box and giving another a BH. The Hams tried hard to hold the Stench, but Jkarrs superior coaching and good field positon were too much for the greenskins from St Louis to handle.

Coach Prophane blames his two mistakes on the Vicodin he took prior to the game,but in reality congratulates Jkarr on his move up to the NWL Premiere Division next season! Meanwhile, the St Louis Hams will have to trim the fat to make it back under the Veteran Division TR cap of 190.

Who knows what next season of the Northern Wastes Leagues holds for the Hams? We shall see!”