“This match will mark a dark chapter in the history of the North Tribe Nigglaz. A crushing dice rape left the team nearly destroyed and the coach cursing whatever god he could come to think off for his constant bad luck.

My Bothersome Team had a great LOS squad with his 2 +ST chaos warriors, but with only 1 mb and plenty of unskilled beastmen I rated my chances to pull off a win pretty high. I had at least not counted on losing players...but oh well, Nuffle has an interest in everything I do.

My 38 SPP troll Jubjub da Basha got 1 dice blocked by a minotaur in turn 2, RIP'ed. Regen failed. Apo failed. That is really unlucky enough for one match, but that was only the beginning. Lousy blocking and poor AV rolls prevented the greenskins from even gaining a numerical balance and when my AG 4 blitzer Yagah was killed I just lost my temper. Shit like this happens to much to me.

To add further salt to the wounds the dead troll ended up with the MVP. Nuffle is a dp. He loves to kick on downed opponents. A measly 20k in profits sure didn't help the effort of rebuilding either.

The Nigglaz have now lost their star player thrower, a SPP 50 AG 4 blitzer and a 38 SPP troll in their two last matches. None of which were fouls.

For the first time the Nigglaz are in serious threat of retirement...

Thanks BigBother for showed sympathy. It made it easier to take even if it wasn't enough to keep me from lashing out and crying like a baby.

Edit: Oh, and I failed the GFI that would have given me a 1-0 TD as well. Just thought I would mention it if you had any doubts about if I am the unluckiest Blood Bowl player in the world or not...”