“Another narrow defeat for the Maffia. A match notable, from the Maffia's perspective, as being the first time they've gone in for their half-time banquet and not been losing the game.

The second half started badly for them, however, as the ball got lodged in Ebony's branches and he lost balance trying to shake it loose and fell crashing to the floor - gifting Spoof of the Underworld an easy touchdown.

The partnership of "The Catapult" (Weeping Willow) and "The Flying Fling" (Jack Knife) continues to go from strength to strength. Jack being launched 16 spaces by Willow for both the Maffia's touchdowns. This combination now averages 1TD per game and shows no sign of slowing down.

Chomper Erickson was posthumously awarded the MVP award due to his insistance on finishing his bucket of chicken despite having been eviscerated. Such dedication does not go unnoticed in the Moot and numerous halfling pilgrims have travelled to the White Isle to eat from the stadium snack bar that he used to frequent - now known as Chomper's Church o' Chicken.”