“"Abba Warriors to take the lead in the Premiership after a crucial 3-0 win against the Jersey Convicts. You'r watching ABBA Sports Update with me Billy Bob"

"Here with me is coach Magan174. Hey how do you feel now when you guys are up at the top of the league?"

-He, he, he. Well Bee- Bee it's lonely at the top. It's far to fall if you goes down. And there sure are some dangerous winds when your at the top. I could give you every cliché there is but I have to say that we frakkin love it! This is where we should have been from the start.

"Noone counted away the sturdy dwarves from the start but I dont think that anyone could have predicted this outcome?"

-Well I'm not sure of that. The old Town Hag Leprous Li-Ann actually saw our succes in the guts of a goat. And that prediction has backed us up. That and a stunningly great playbook designed by, myself! Ha ha ha.

"Yeah thats true. Its an amazing offensive style of play"

-It sure is. But I have some fast dwarves in the team. The opponents started to laugh in the first games when our little fellows got their short legs going like a cat with mustard up her a.....well they ran really fast. And I have built our offence around speed rather than agility and strength.

"Well there sure has been some speedy TD's but you cant say that you'r not relying on your strength. Just look at your cas rate. You send around 3 players of the field in every game"

-Well lets say that there is some accidents happening out there Billy Bob. Like against the Privateers. They tried to dodge away, tripped on a loose foot and died or tripped and got a permanent bad injury. Or like in this game. McKlusky was a really fast blitzer. To bad the hit smashed his ankle, I heard his new nick is Limp Bisquit cause all the blood made him look like a Syltgrotta.

"He he he. Syltgrotta whats that?"

-Well Billy Bob thats what your momma said just before I showed it to her.

"Really funny coach magan174, really funny. Any last words, ABOUT the game!"

-Sum it up. A really good O today. 3 td's scored. A really good D today. Zero TD's up the alley. With Kalles Färskost, Kalles Kaviar and Kalles Randiga who stood up fiercely against the humans speedy attacks. They are meaner than the Hanson brothers. And I'm not talking Mbop here but Icebop.

"Ok thats the end of the show. Im Billy Bob and this is ABBA Sports Update, see you soon Blood Bowl Lovers"

ooc: Tnx OGL. A fun game indeed. You have played 19 games and I'm between 600-700. You have some things to learn of course, I mean I'm still learning : ), but still you did a good game. Its hard to play with fewer players and my 3 guards gave me an advantage. Not mentioning all the skulls hitting your ogre. Was it 3 times he fell on his own blocks. At least you learnt to block with him last and not first in your turn : ) Too bad about your apo failing. That stinks! Ooooh sorry thats wrong thats me stinking. This new diet is a killer.”