“Well the Darktown Demolishers got their franchise off to a shaky start, watching Pitran's Revenge march up and down the field at will and basically showing off their passing skills. One had to wonder if the Revenge was playing Blood Bowl or basketball with as many passes that were attempted.
The Demolisher's late TD gave Coach CReePER37 something to hang his hopes on, although this observer expects a different sort of hanging if the Demolishers continue to play at this level of sheer crappiness!
And Orazor Malden, The Revenge's ill-tempered Blitzer, finally made an appearance late in the game, only to be booed by most of his teammates...at least I think it was his teammates. ”
"Get your arse on that field our you'll see my wrath, and you will think it safer on the gridiron!" - Coach Oblitzamanger to Blitzer Orazor Malden
"Gahh! My eye!" - Linelf Xenilo Saraphi
"He'll live, I think." - team apothecary to Coach Oblitzamanger after patching up Linelf Frooth Janpain
"Sorry coach, but we can't stop them when they are dodging like halflings on their way to dinner." - Captain Deschew Gentkiller to Coach Oblitzamanger explaining the last minute touchdown
Post Match interviews:
- Where will the team go from here?
"They're getting stronger each game. We will now have a blodger and a total of eight skills, not to mention two positionals. Who knows? They are out-growing
and will probably join a group of some kind soon in[L]." - Coach Oblitzamanger
- What were your thoughts on the game?
"It was crazy good fun. It was always up in the air, and great luck on both sides kept the surprises coming. I haven't had a game this chaotic since I last played an all Chaos game!" - Coach Oblitzamanger
- What are the tensions like between the team and Orazor?
"That stinkin' git had better show up to play next game, or he'll be in for one hell of a week afterwards if I get to him. The whole team is ready to pounce on him if he doesn't pull his shit together." - Captain Deschew Gentkiller
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The Demolisher's late TD gave Coach CReePER37 something to hang his hopes on, although this observer expects a different sort of hanging if the Demolishers continue to play at this level of sheer crappiness!
And Orazor Malden, The Revenge's ill-tempered Blitzer, finally made an appearance late in the game, only to be booed by most of his teammates...at least I think it was his teammates. ”