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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-08-17 21:24:10
CTV 1950k Chaos Halfling
0
Winnings 50k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/1
 
 
Skryre Slaves CTV 1440k
2
70k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
2/2/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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7
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#2
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2
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4
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14
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#4
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1
#5
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1
5
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1
1
#6
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2
1
#7
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1
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#8
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3
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#9
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7
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1
#10
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1
#11
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1
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1
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5
4
1
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#12
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3
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#13
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1
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#15
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1
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TOTALS
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1
2
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1
10
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5
11
34
5

#7 Quazimoto – Dead (RIP)
#8 Rugg – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 Rugg – Smashed Knee (NI)
The Steaks had looked forward to the match for days on end. It was a blizzard hailng down sno and ice on the Blood Bath Dome. And the day of the game. The ref and other officials wanted to postpone the game. Bur NZS head coach Deng. Wanted to go ahead non no matter the cost.

The game started with a bang. As Krazakarn knocked to rats off the pich as the whisle blew. And all looked well until Ztinkerbell ran for the ball. Having to puch himself a little too much on the hard packed snow on the pich. He tripped had knocked the air right out of himself. Leaving only Zigg to defend the ball. Wich he failed. And the Rats surounded the ball. So Krazakarn ran back to knock some heads together. Not seeing the ground and the polished ice that Ztinkerbell had fallen on. He too fell. And short time after Zhazrak... The rats on the other hand. Had spikes under the paws. And never tripped. The snow did also block the sight of the refs. As the Beemer fouled and injured two 'flings. Including killing Quazimoto. The Steaks got back on there feet. and knocked the rats down.But not in time to stop the fast running rats. Tho Hiyea did come close to carve the ballcarier as he ran. But as any oldtimer chaos halfling will tell you. Running on ice with with a buzzing chainsaw. Is not a good idea. And he ended up cutting himself bad. But agrued that he could play on. But the ref refused it.

Alright the Mecca got a TD. But that will not win them the game. And as play resumed. The NZS was almost twice as many on the pich. Increasing it to more than twice as Zhazrak kicked "make it.." out and off. And with short time to go. Zigg rushed up field with the ball. But was stopped by a very motivated Robocop. Not only did his AI computer chip stop him falling over twice, but also saved him form a compleet shutdown when blocking. Alas, Krazakarn did not have a computer chip up his rear end. And fell on the ice.. Again..

The second half starte with a sigh of relief. As the weather lifted. And carnige could begin again. The mecca divide in two. One half puching up field, while the other surounded the ball. Still superior in number. The Steaks divided as well. Full of confidence. That the rats where going down. But the only rat down where robocop. And surounded he was fouled (suprise). But the ref saw it. And sent Zigg off the field. The Mecca tactic of dividing worked. As the ball was shoot downfield. To an open Dogtanian. Despite beeing surounded and blocked. He refused to go down. And scored his second of the day.

Now the home croud was pizzed off. and started throwing rocks, papers ans zissors at the Mecca. And knocking 4 players down. And the same motivation was evident in the NZS team. As they no longer cared for the ball. All going on blocking, kicking, fouling frenzy. Krazakarn wanted to take the robot out.. Permanently. So that he could claim the nr1 SPP and Blocker title. But Robo had assistance form his team mates. So no go there, for the mino. Infact it went all pete wrong. So wrong infact that the apo had to step up had bind the mino together. The others used whatever chance they had to kick the heap of metall. But the ref saw the all. Expeling players left and right.

The game was such a catastrophy. Not only did we loose. But we lost the blood game as well as the ball game. And that is not what is expected at the Blood Bath Dome. The fans so furious with the result, and many threw there scarfs/napkins in the bin on the way out. Not returning untill propper NZS gameing style have returend.

Man of the match = Team Suporter Club: The Grinders
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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1
3
#2
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4
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8
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16
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#4
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4
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#5
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2
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2
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18
2
1
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#7
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1
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#8
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1
5
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#9
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#11
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-5
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#12
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1
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#16
2
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6
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22
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TOTALS
2
2
4
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1
21
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18
19
24
3

#9 Make it easy on yourself – Dead (RIP)
Are You looking at Me Tournament Round 3
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The Warlock Engineer was cussing and cursing trying to make good on the new Mechavermin construction, a job he had been commissioned to do in a limited time period after the early demise of Rat Terminator.
The Greyseer manager Tenpole approached the engineer to ask how long the job would take.
“Howss much longerss worm” and thrashed the engineer with his arcane wand.
“Almosts dones, but needsss some warpstone” cringed the engineer
“Warpstone” sighed the Greyseer and this was repeated by technicians and other staff in the area exclaiming “Warpstone”
The Greyseer pondered on the problem. He did not want to use his personal stock of warpstone this rare and much-prized volatile element.
“Steaks havess warpstone” the engineer suggested
The Greyseer raised his eyebrows and looked at the engineer waiting for an explaination.
“Theys ss havess ancient relics from Bennistein erass, Stuntyss Weaponss Masterss Cuppss” he spoke with knowledge
The Greyseer scheming mind had already etched out a plan to posses the said cup. “We needs to play a games like wess nevers playedss beforess, I wills asisttss the teamsss with my magicss whiles you steals the cupss, replace it withs anothers they will nevers knows.”

And such a game was played by the Mecca. Despite being one mechavermin down the team played their best ever game beating the superior Steaks 2-0. Almost 3-0 but for (as always) a failed GFI.

The blizzard meant the Steaks kept falling over, taking advantage of this the mecca quickly assaulted the fallen steaks and kept on the pressure the whole game.

Highlights
1.Krazarkhan first turn multiblock KO two slaves- feared bad game.
2.BMW retaliates by driving over Quazimoto killing him – yes! Also argue with Ref twice and passing.
3.Buzzing blitz by Robocop stopping ball carrier- needed a Pro roll and team reroll with to GFI in blizzard
4.Super multi dodge by Dogtanian to score secong touchdown – its all over now!
5.Crowd upset and stun most of Mecca team
6. Robocop SI’s rival bully Krazarkhan he is saved by steaks medic.
7, AK47 puts away blunderpass and tries passing the ball normally, succeeds Dogtanian GFI to the endzone but trips Game over

CAS
Mecca = 1 BH 1 Rip= 2 CAS
Steaks = 2 BH 3 SI (one apothecary save) and 1 Rip= total 6CAS

Man of the Match: If Dogtanian had made the hatrick I would have nominated him but instead I am giving it to BMW for lovely foul and arguing with the ref twice.

 
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