“A lesson in humility, or how to fail armor rolls of 9 three times during a single half!

The Rocky Stallones must've been hitting the mead keg pretty hard last night, or so it would seem. They couldn't do much about the first (and only) touchdown, but they sure tried! Tried so hard, in fact, that not one - but two longbeards took a permanent vacation. Well, sadly, one of them was raised as a zombie for the necromantic team. Not a pretty sight.

Luckily the stout dwarves had the ref on their side: and they tried to use this fact to their advantage! "Get some steel-clad dwarven boots to their noggins, that'll teach dese bums a lesson", as blitzer Darmok Twobeards was heard shouting to his team. But not even that could stop the UnholyAlliance to run all the way downfield and score.

The second half started of with a perfect defense from the Rocky's, and the game ground to a complete standstill as more and more players was drawn into the brutal fight for the field. A wight did make a daring dash for the endzone, only to be thwarted by a well-timed blitz. Leaving the field, and entering the crowd meant a one-way ticket to the reserves-box for that wight.

The dwarves tried a passing-running play at the end of the match (after all, only 8 necromantic players was on the field and most of them was knocked prone). But, the stunty guys were not up to the task...

The lesson learned? None but this: When in doubt, put the boot in. Don't try that fancy elven footwork. Oh, and make sure your players have sobered up before the enter the field. ”