“Coach CReePER37 stormed off the field without answering questions as he fumed over his team's, The Octoberland Monsterz, lack of accomplishing anything during either half of this dreadful game. Although #8, Fluffy, scored a touchdown, it was meaningless as the game was already decided and fans were leaving the stadium in droves.

The Zhagg's #6, Gauranack, had a huge game and was later overheard saying that "those Monsterz couldn't scare a timid two-year old in the middle of a dark room on Halloween night."

With this 0-2 start, The Monsterz had better step it up before their current owners reconsider and send these guys packing.”