“We report live from the arena as the Howling Bandits have taken another loss. The question right now is wether the Bandits are realy putting their heart in to the game they played. With now more then twice as manny losses as they have winnings the fasn are beginning to think of the Bandits as no good lossing nobodys! We go in haste to hear what star blitzer Whayat Dirts have to say about this turn of event.

"Good day people! As I am well aware we have a bad situation within the Bandits! Alot players were hurted in this match and if I have calculated it right we are looking at atleast a three man wich are not going to make it to the next match. I have alwso listend to the complains from our fans and all I can say is that we are now doing the best we can to render the situation so we can be able to controll the game again.

We did alot of misstakes in this game and luck was not on our side. All we could realy do was to hold on to the game and play it to the finish. Lucky we did not recive any complaints from the Murder our star Oer since he hurted two of the other teams players so we hopefully will not be given any trubble there. But I know that all our fans want to see us win some matches and we are realy trying to cange our strategy. We are hopefull that within the next two or three matches we will get to take some points and win a game or two. This is all I can say for now. Thank you!"

A very serius mr Dirts have just left the scen and we can only hope that the Bandits will do something about this lossing cycle. In truth the team has not been itself since the death of former team captain Jessie Pains some thirteen games ago and if this is still hunting the Bandits we dont know what could happen. Something we do know though is that the Bandits must do something and that must be done quick!
We wish all our viewers a gooday and see you soon!”