“Coach Tribble the Unclean of the Shrinkrapped Anonymous is considering changing the skaven team's name, after an amazing 2-1 victory over the norse Wolverines.

"Well, we might as well change the team name to 'The Fastbreak Larry', considering the rest of the rats couldn't get their tails into gear tonight." Fastbreak Larry is credited with the team's two touchdowns, their only scores for the match.

Things weren't looking good for the Anonymous early on, when Fleabite Foulrat and defensive superstar Uriah Beadyeyes perished less than halfway into the first half. The fur flew even more with 6 KO's and 2 SI's to round out the first half.

TD Guru of the Wolverines drew first blood, with only seconds remaining in the half. However, Fastbreak Larry decided to go for the touchdown instead of kneel on the ball on the ensuing kickoff, despite coach Tribble's orders. "I didn't want to see any more first half carnage... I was already peeling two rat corpses off the gridiron... I didn't need my star player to be demolished to make the rest of the game that much worse." To Tribble's surprise, Fastbreak Larry pushed one of the Wolverine linemen out of the way and darted for the endzone for the equalizer in the first half.

The Anonymous started the 2nd half with a full lineup, but that wouldn't last for long. After receiving the kickoff, the Anonymous frontline fell apart with one KO, one BH, and one more SI. Itchbite Slingarm, the Anonymous's quarterback picked up during the offseason, decided to fling the ball to Larry in a last-ditch effort to take the lead halfway into the 2nd half. Larry bolted for the endzone, but was tripped up in the endzone when a Wolverine fan decided to throw an unidentified object onto the field. Anonymous fans quickly decended upon the Wolverine fan, an a riot ensued to finish off the rest of the game. Fortunately for Larry, he was able to dust himself off and pick up the ball in the endzone for the winning touchdown before the game was called off.

Although the game resulted in a win for the Shrinkrapped Anonymous, coach Tribble definitely has some holes to fill with 8 casualties being caused against them.”