“This was definately the worst game in the AFL I have ever had.

I had 10 players for start with the pre-match roll for the Niggle on Tackle MBlow Blitzer failing, then I have a Morleys on my STR 5 BOB and a thrower.

BigBroth won the toss and recieved first


Turn 1

He KO's my DP straight away, then Niggles a BOB forcing me to use apoth in 1st turn, the only bit of luck I had was the double POW my STR4 bOB had on ghis MA7 STR5 Saurus


Turn2

He moves a skink with ball downfield and tries to lock me up on LOS

My AG4 blitzer manages to dodge through and blitz and kills the ball carier apoth NOT used.


T3

He blitzes my sweeper and scoops up the ball for the score

From restart I manage to down 4 saurus and Krox and a Skink, ball is retrieved from wrong side of field passed to Smelly Sausage and he races down field


T4

Ziggy the Zog was then niggled and ball retrieved after a blitz on Smelly Sausage

Orcs Turn over on first action


T5

The skinks move upfield with ball

Orcs get a TZ on the ball carrier but fail the dodge required for the blitz


T6
He stalls


T7
A BOB is BH'd and he scores


From the restart I move a 33 SPP lino up to form a deep box he dies on GFI


T8

I block and fail a pass, as I cant score



2nd Half

T1

STR5 BOB still out

He gets a blitz and a TZ on the thrower in my back-field.

I manage to pow a couple of LOS guys and blitz free to fetch the ball.
He gets a couple of TZ on the ball carrier



T2

I manage to dodge upfield KO a skink and try to pass ball to free the blitzer only for the catch to be dropped

He blitzes the blitzer downfield

and races into my half with the ball

With so few players left I am left with very little in the way of options

I gave up keeping a record after this as I was too disheartened


After the fourth goes in, and the game ends I have no cash!

Now I just feel like jacking it in!!

No fault of BigBroth he played well and used the opportunities well.”