“This was the worst dicerape I have ever been privy too... as if you need bad luck when you're playing Snotlings! Poor poloq took it with good grace, and I almost felt guilty while milking my 33 SPPs =D

Turn 1: First pump-wagon KILLS itself (turnover)
Turn 2: Second pump-wagon KOs itself (turnover)
Turn 3: Finally poloq can do something... his Ag3 Hero requires both a Pro & a RR to pick up the ball... all his trolls fail their really stupid rolls. His stunty, two headed dodging snotlings fail their dodges. etc.

And so on in a similar vein.

Turn 4-8 I don't think he succeeded a single roll. His luck got a little better in the second half, besides his second pump-wagon coming back from being KOd and killing itself as well.

Better luck in the future poloq!”