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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2007-08-27 22:09:40
CTV 1060k Wood Elf
0
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/1
 
 
Goblin CTV 1120k
3
80k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/2/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
6
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-1
-
-
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
7
15
1

#1 Erich – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#10 Kanone – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#1 Erich – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#7 Vinz – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
4
1
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
1
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
7
-
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
5
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#12
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
19
3
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
3
TOTALS
3
-
2
-
1
18
-
-
31
22
6
The game was 11 goblins (one had niggled) vs 8 elves.

In the first half, the little pests managed to score twice against an elf struggling with no reroll against 4 diving tacklers (and 2 trolls that weren't really doing too much damage). One of the troll was killed, didn't regen, but was saved by the apo.

The second half saw a quick removal of two more elf players (one was already KO), and a third one soon after. With 4 players down and little hope to get the ball back, the lazy elves decided to lay on the ground and never get up ever again. The mean little goblins could not be asking for a better situation to get the boots out. 4 turns in a row the goblins fouled mercilessly with the elves not only twitching. Actually the wardancer Erich started twitching after a serious boot drop to the head that broke some its feeble leather armor forever. Even with that the elves were not getting up and on turn 16 the goblins scored a third TD.

Coach Manual was seen angrily waving his arms on the sideline, screeming at coach gobogen that his team was not being sportsmanlike and that it was pointless to foul so much when the game was decided. But to coach goblins means to have a strong taste for cheating (using stars with illegal weapons, i.e. using our greatest star evar, Nobbla Blackwart whom we love!, and using the boot as much as possible).

We don't like to coach like that with other teams, but I clearly state that I don't play this team seriously and only to have fun and I even have a warning saying to beware of goblins on the team's bio. So yeah.. beware of those goblins :)
 
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