“By Norman Gunstin

"A first for the River City Fillies. In fact a first for the River City at all! Your not seeing things, Roy, the Fillies have WON a match!"

<deafening roar from the grandstands>

"The crowd is going mad over this victory and I for one am going to be staying out late in the Valley tonight. With me now is the Head Coach for the River City Fillies, Coach Wheeler. Coach, what do you reckon of this win?"

<appears a bit emotional>

"Seventy Five games, Four seasons and now this. It was a game of two halves, and they played well, but we played better. Makes you hungry for more! Whoa!"

<gets carried off by the team on their shoulders>

"Thanks for those words coach."
"No problem."

"Well ladies and gents. That's that, now, back to you in the Soundproof Booth, Roy and HG!"”