“When asked about the performance of the team caoch eagle009 had this to say.
"After todays performance various players will be under investigation. Id hoped the players had more heart and pride then to play while obviously intoxicated, and to sleep most of the match in the KO box."

Twahnlows.

3 pts - Master Rorius. Team owes the first TD to this warrior. He scooped up the loose ball in turn 4 to wander back down the field. Then didnt loss his nerve to dodge and pass to the open reciever on the last turn of the half.

2 pts - Master Terian. Cause 2 KO's during the match. Obviously unhappy with this performance he blitzed an elf who wandered to close late in the 2nd half. Terian strike was so powerful that the team apothecary stayed cowardly in the sheds and left the player to perish.

1 pt - Flesh-Eating Bananas. Kept his nerve and caught the pass to score the first TD. Managed to be a pest all game.”