“Excellent match. Well fought, in a good and competitive spirit. Both teams cancelled each other out. Where the Blacks couldn't bring down the heavier Revs. The Revs in turn couldn't injure the tough buggers. Really well played Ug, joy to play. The rematch is gonna be a beaut.

"How much longer can the Rev's winless streak continue? Not much longer I'd wager. Blunt razors need to be sharpened and work on dodging has to be on the cards, then the wins will follow. At the moment team captain Vaak will not give an interview and will kill all correspondents who come to ask. This reporter is keeping his nose out and letting the big pansy calm down before he gets an exclusive interview. I was only kidding about that last remark ofcourse and retract it fully. I said I retract it fully and did not want ot offend Mr Vaak in any way. Yes that is a big axe and yes I do like that extra spikey bit on it and no I don't want to eat it. I SAID NOOOOOO.

This is Jumpin Jimmy Inwendo breaking the 3 minute mile and now it's back to the studio. I don't get paid enough for this shite though."”