In da first half we bashed dem ratz in good. Dey was all goin' off da pitch on stretchaz! We wuz DIS CLOSE to scorin' when everything went wrong. Da buggerz somehow got da ball an' scored and even though we kept whackin' dem and gettin' da ball, every time we got close to scorin' some stoopidly unlucky fingz kept happenin'. Da team played good an' enjoyed demselves though, so no worries reelly.
Gobbo of da match: Hazgog Da Hamma! He whacked his ball an' chain inta one of da ratz so hard he wouldve killed it, except for dat doktor of theirs.”
In da first half we bashed dem ratz in good. Dey was all goin' off da pitch on stretchaz! We wuz DIS CLOSE to scorin' when everything went wrong. Da buggerz somehow got da ball an' scored and even though we kept whackin' dem and gettin' da ball, every time we got close to scorin' some stoopidly unlucky fingz kept happenin'. Da team played good an' enjoyed demselves though, so no worries reelly.
Gobbo of da match: Hazgog Da Hamma! He whacked his ball an' chain inta one of da ratz so hard he wouldve killed it, except for dat doktor of theirs.”