“On the snowy ice-fields where the Norsemen dwell a small grass field lies strewn with bodies. Blood and gore, incessant moaning, a sight to make the bravest heart quail:

Norse versus Norse, all out, full-blown, no punches pulled Bloodbowl.

What a match this was, ladies and gentleman. What a match indeed. From the kick-off Interesting Times dominated the pitch, defending perfectly and staying on their feet far, far better than expected. And then they started hitting. The Gnadsmashers fell left and right, getting horribly mutilated in the process. Interesting Times was out for revenge after their match against the Cripple Peak Gargants.

The Gnadsmashers managed to score a touch-down after meeting with little or no defence centered on the ball, but they soon regretted having done so. The Interesting Times offensive drive devastated the Gnadsmashers defence... However, Interesting Times played far, far too central and the Gnadsmashers made a daring flanking move and almost, almost managed to steal the ball. Alas! Their bravery was in vain, as Foru Happy Casualty brutally rammed into the Gnadsmashers star Plitzet and broke his sturdy neck... The ogre may never be the same again...

From that point onward, valiant though the Gnadsmahers were, Interesting Times controlled the pitch, playing against barely five Gnadsmashers for almost the entire second half. Twelve brave Norse were unable to stand on the pitch at the end of the match, but the fact that eleven of these were from the Gnadsmasher team meant that Interesting Times won the day.

In Memoriam, three brave Gnadsmahers. May they feast well in Valhalla.

- Norsca Telegraph

Four Happy Casualty: "Hah! None can stand against me! Nobody can smash *these* gnads!" *grabs at crotch* "Hey, come back, don't you want to be with a hot Norse stud like me?" *runs after the girl who just walked off*”