“All Hail Friend Computer.
Our policy of not looking at mission briefings before games is bringing first fruits. From now on we have team of 10 almost healthy troubleshooters ready to meet almost every menace. Though opponents team coach Xenom-O-RPH-5 is really one weird type. We have already filled few forms questioning friend computer if Xenom-O-RPH-5 previous clones were showing also weird communication tendencies, proving him to be traitor, mutant or even commie.

Our mighty team of 9, met with full squad of dead boyz with RAM-Tut online. On second half there was only 2 of our bravest troubleshooters left and i decided to have a short break to get my bubble-bobble beverage, screaming "Let's wait", enemy answered what he has all time of the world, and met me with really really interesting question, which, to be exact at first stunned our greatest minds, question follows : "How does it feel being fuc*ed on fumbbl?" ... man, we must be failed to notice something, are communist threat managed to mess up the Great Work Of Friend Computer and now there is actual possibility to have sexual relationships in client ? And from where such information is available for citizen Xenom? Is he a commy who actually installed new software into B-Bowl ? After our intelligence analyst examined such possibilities our team leader Cop-Y-Cat decided that the wisest choice will be to back it up with similar question taken from troubleshooters manual "Everything you wanted to know about cherrypicking, but was afraid to ask". As noticed above, our team leader acted wisely and ordered all team to fall back into KO, BH, SI and RIP sectors. After this mission Troubleshooter Althalu-U-SSS-2 decided to join our R&D department and to give all future prospects to his successor Althal-U-SSS-3, while M-I-LLL-1 took her vacations to recycling vats alongside with Padl-I-SIM-3 corpse, which appeared after all to be not-moving, to be dead.

Annoyed Cop-Y-CAT-2
All possible mistakes in current report must be work of traitorous scum, as our team mission was marginal, but failure.

*termination of team leader"

Happy Cop-Y-CAT-3”