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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-09-10 20:58:53
CTV 1270k Snotling
1
Winnings 80k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/3/0
 
 
Chaos Halfling CTV 1880k
2
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
1/3/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
#3
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
3
-
#4
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
18
1
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
2
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#16
-
-
3
-
-
6
-
-
-
14
-
TOTALS
1
-
6
-
1
20
-
-
21
40
2

#6 Pointless – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#6 Pointless – Smashed Knee (NI)
#13 Tadaaa – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
Taking to the pitch the Snots noted that it was a great day for some fumbbl. As always things started out ok for the Snots receiving the kickoff they proceeded to knock out and hurt some flings, but as always things turned bad fast as the flings snuck in to steal the ball away. One of the trolls got angry at this and decided to take it out on the poor cows head giving him a servere injury.

The team vet was called out and announced that the cow was ok to continue. The snots felt this was very very not fair to them. So they banded together and strapped on some spikey shoes to craptastic who slipped in and jumped up and down on some bullballs sending the cow to the vet clinic.

Meanwhile as all this was taking place the flings were able to get in a TD. With little time left in the half the Snots planned to make an impact in the 2nd. With a loose ball and some fancy Snot flinging by badgood the Snots were able to grab the ball and move down for their first score. This was to be the end of the luck for the snots as the flings scored again and the snots were unable to make one last fling for a score 15 or 16 TD. Good game deng and enjoy the inprint on your balls.

CAS Count
#2 BH
#3 KO
#6 SI
#8 BH
#12 SI,KO
#13 KO, SI
#14 BH
#15 BH

Mvp goes to FunWagon for scoring 3 cas and skilling up my first PW
oh and some fling on the other team
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
3
-
1
11
-
-
-
5
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
3
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
9
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
5
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
1
#11
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
1
6
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#14
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
2
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
2
1
4
-
1
20
-
1
28
34
1

#2 Krazakarn The Cruel – Smashed Knee (NI)
#16 Professor BadAzz – Broken Ribs (MNG)
The Steaks where ready for a brutal blood bath of a game.. But everything whent pete wrong within the opening turns. And soon the NZS where in Barney. Loosing two - three players. And the brutal fall of Krazakarn, giving him a premanente injury. The Apo rushing out on the pitch to patch him back together. Piled below ice and stuffed full of painkiller he was back in buisnis. But To no awail. As Craptastic rushed down and kicked in the inkured leg. Redoing the damage. And there was nothing the Apo could do...

Craptastic and courtjester17, we will never forgive you that.

The rest of the half where a big brawl, in tru Steak Style. A highlight where when the 'flings ganged up on a troll and knocked him flatt. The despite fighting hard. The Steaks did infact remember the ball. And ran down a TD late in the first half.

The second half include many memorable moments. But it did not start on time. As Deng Ham was arguing with the ref. About the obvious foul. But Coach Court denied it. Doing some doubtious had gestures. And at that Deng asulted Court. The fight among the coaches held the game up a fiew turns. And then it was a ball game to make up for lost time. The Snots did a remarkable quick TD. Putting the preasure back on the Steaks. With 3 trolls and the wagon back on the pitch. the flings neede to move fast. Dodging down the wide zone. And dong a finale hand off to avoid a charge of angry snots and trolls and what not. The Steaks lead 2-1 with only a fiew turns to go. Having a troll quarteback the Snots had a good chance of getting that last TD for a Draw. Dramaticaly helped by a lousy kick. Giving the ball right in the hand of pointless, a veteran snot. Right next to Badgodd. But unfortunatly the troll had made up a rather large apetite during the game. And took a big bite of the little green one. Dropping the ball betwen two trolls. CheMawl ignoring her own health. dodged in betwen the trolls takeing up the ball. But not hearing her coaches yells of lobbing the ball down field, she did not know what to do with it and the just left it.

Finale count:
NZS: 4BH, 3 SI
Snots: 1BH, 3 SI
 
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