“Looking at the scoring, this was a relatively easy win. We took a quick 2-0 lead and the Carnage Company was never close to an equalizer. In fact, we would have scored more if not one pass for TD had been intercepted and another fumbled. However, our opponents surprised us by skillfully succeeding with their only try on a long pass for their second TD. Congratulations are due!

Naturallly we dodged and ran away in order to reduce the injuries. Unluckily for us, the chaos team were surprisingly efficient in penetrating armour and causing injury despite having almost no skills. The result was that four Gardeners now need to rest for the next match. The Gardeners thank our opponents and their manager Grotski for their violent performance!”