“Dude, if you know you have a small child with you and that you are going to take over 4 minutes for every single turn you should really tell your opponent b4 you start the game so they can choose to look elsewhere. Or if you were lying about having a child and are just really that slow then, mate, speed it up!

1 hr 40 mins that game took. I took an average of 2 mins a turn so you can work out for yourselves how long my opponent took. At one point he was one square from a td, completely open. It took him 3 1/2 minutes to move one square. When I asked him to speed it up he replied "It's a strategy game, not a shoot em up". 1 square was all he had to move!!!! How much strategy does that require!!!!

So let anyone looking for a quick game be warned.

Might I recommend buying a lottery ticket tonight as well mate. If your luck holds out for the rest of the day you could be a rich man tonight. ”