“Well lets be honest I creamed the guy...the score says it all.
Why did I foul...well never played anyone who took so long with so few players and even asked nicely if he could speed up. Ah well. Maybe he'll let me beat him again some day.”
“Well, we started this match with only eight players, so we were of course likely to lose. We did score 1-0 and managed to get the ball on the defence. However, the rats blocked well and were also helped by a pitch invasion badly hurting some, knocking a few out and stunning the rest!
Our opponent Graeme used his numeric advantage well, but his performance was flawed by an unsportsmanlike foul in turn eight second half. At that point I had only four players on the field, all were near my own endzone and no opponent had any possibility to get near the ball...”
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Why did I foul...well never played anyone who took so long with so few players and even asked nicely if he could speed up. Ah well. Maybe he'll let me beat him again some day.”