“An exceptionally fiendish disguised quarterback for Dino Destruction located in the crowd turned this game from a hopeful tie, to an ignominious defeat for the Mortal Majority and all freedom loving Americans.

Sean Hannity, deftly dancing on the goal line to eat up some extra turns was upended by a dodging skink only to drop the ball in the end zone. Anne Coulter, sensing an opportunity for glory, jumped on the ball only to have it bounce into the crowd. At this moment Sean's Belichickian treachery became evident as his "crowd member" immediately executed a near perfect hail mary pass into a large group of dinosaurs.

Sadness ensued. At least I killed a skink.”