“"I, Matteus, also called Flesh Sculptor, can't take out bloody smile from my face, while watching this friendly match we met these dwarves, can't put it away either now writing these strings of words. My carrier in this bloody sport was short, but probably be better at writing with all this blood which was left after this game, as it finished right after our team met greenskinz from Atrapados en el Tiempo tribe, also in bloody and friendly game.
Bloody karma really has strange ways to show up to its best as game started with our beautiful lady Melisande biting our own thrall, noone of us can hold our beast from getting outside, neither is she, and I can tell, really nice to see, our Backstaber getting his back broken. Right after that, one of the best dwarven runners was trying to outrun himself and tripped over trying to go for it and put himself near the ball, tripped over, and broke his legs, apoth of both teams seems like really getting along with each other drinking some newly brewed alcohol stuff and not caring for either of team and i can't blame them. Our sources tell, this was brought by famous Scott Faulkner right before the match, as our team held fest in great halls of Squat Rangers, really giving our respect to wonderful architecture of old dwarven castle with all its amazing stuff which is generally used to get truthful answers from not so trutful general folk of our puny world.
Everything starting from that was really nice show of skulls with both teams tripping over and over, between getting ball somewhere, even to touchdown line. Really amusing and amazing, I must admit. No place for a vampiric speed either in this world. Match ended with nice draw, though part of our herd decided to part our ways and i think they are now thinking about squating dwarven tribe after a week time or so. Game ended with wonderful trip over of Ecstatic Agony, which to our amusement ended not so dead.
Let ways of Squat Rangers as ours be covered in blood and terror"

Matteus, Flesh Sculptor
Year 2007

PS:. Was written to show respect to CanvasBack, who agreed to play not scoring game and probably now is regretting it, but i must say, i really enjoyed this one. One of the funniest games I had in this month.

PPS:. Techical Stuff :

"Select an action for Melisande
OFAB Roll (1) - Melisande cannot resist the blood lust!
PRO Roll(1) - PRO fails
Melisande must end his turn next to a thrall or suffer a turnover.
Move ended for Melisande
(5, 6) + 0, 4: Backstab has been seriously injured!!
(52) Damaged Back - Niggling Injury
(1) Apothecary FAILS!"

"Select an action for Scott Faulkner
Normal move selected.
(5) Go for it successful.
(1) Scott Faulkner trips and falls trying to go for it!
Move ended for Scott Faulkner
Squat Rangers: All players have moved.
(5, 5) + 0, (5, 6) + 0, 5: Scott Faulkner has been seriously injured!!
(43) Fractured Leg - Niggling Injury
(1) Apothecary FAILS!"
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