“First match for the Green Fang Squadron was against small beatups and big hurt-a-lots, making the Gobble-de-Goo.
Osok ran into one of those big trolls and lost mobility on his left arm, but he shrugged at it. "Who needs arms for beating someone up - I can use my brain"
One-Eye Uroki secured the victory by two TD's, effectively making him the best player of the Squadron. It is also worth mentioning the Blitzing scouts. They were on a roll and slammed into the small goblins like a pedophiliac on a stroll in a kindergarden.
All in all a good match, but head coach IsukThai was not happy. He had expected a severe beating of the gobbos, and since it didn't show, the Green Fang Squadron had to take a few headbutts to the neck themselves. This resulted in Osok not being ready for the next game.”
Coming upon a band of greenskins the Roughnecks agreed (as only goblins can) that Gobble-de-Goo might be hiding out amongst the orcs.
He wasn't however, and the orcs appearantly didn't like goblins or trolls at all, and chased The Roughnecks off quite brutally - leaving only 4 goblins to carry the entire team away from the encounter.
Gorzag didn't like the orcs either and managed to smack one of the big black 'uns into the ground before he was stretchered off. Borzar fared even worse as several orcs found it hilarious to jump jump up and down on him - he'll probably need a couple of days rest to recover from that treatment.
The Roughnecks were once again flying successfully through the air, but again to no avail...
Hopefully Gobble-de-Goo will soon return by himself, as the task of finding him has proven quite hard.... Hard as an orcs foot to the dangly bits as Borzag moaned...”
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Osok ran into one of those big trolls and lost mobility on his left arm, but he shrugged at it. "Who needs arms for beating someone up - I can use my brain"
One-Eye Uroki secured the victory by two TD's, effectively making him the best player of the Squadron. It is also worth mentioning the Blitzing scouts. They were on a roll and slammed into the small goblins like a pedophiliac on a stroll in a kindergarden.
All in all a good match, but head coach IsukThai was not happy. He had expected a severe beating of the gobbos, and since it didn't show, the Green Fang Squadron had to take a few headbutts to the neck themselves. This resulted in Osok not being ready for the next game.”