“Goonies WIN!!!! what a match. 12 games of futility finally comes to an end as the Goonies pull off the upset of the season, maybe the year. Down 65tr and 91TS the goonies did not flinch. With a new game plan impelemented by the coach at the start of the new season the goonies have played 3 games and lost 2 on the last play of the game and held on for dear life in this one to hold the lead and win.
Game Summary,Stats and breakdown of this titanic upset!
Blocks: Goonies: 10 Nufflucked: 36
CAS: Goonies O Nufflucked 2/3 4SI-Niggles!!! Smashed Knee, 2XFractured Legs and a Damaged back
Fouls: Goonies 2 Nufflucked 0

Go FOR ITS: (the Big stat for this game) Goonies 7 for 10
Nufflucked: 22 for 31
Handicaps: Illegal Drugs (+1AG) Turned out to be big
Smelling Salts: really helped in the end
Palmed Coin: Really Big, set the goonies up from the start

The first half was what set this upset off in the making. Nufflucked Kicked the ball off and got off to a good start. The goonies picked the ball up and advanced towards midfield. Then the Nuffle crew went to work sending off the first of the SI on the opening turn. The Goonies responded by wheeling left and handing the ball off and sprinting down the sideline trying for the score. AN escort was picked up but he was very exposed. Nufflucked responded by beating the crap out of the goonies and sending a guy to the KO box. Cheese it was sent back to contain the runner when WAW!! feel on a GFI and the goonies walked in for the TD on 1/4.

Nullflucked received the Kickoff and proceded down the field as if they owned it, confident that the score was just a lukey aberation. They quickly advanced the ball to tie up the score when out of the blue, Lightning struck again. Joe Don has the ball and is making a break for open field when Hob Nails who had been knocked over rolled under Joe Don as he was breaking into his sprint for the open field a sprint for glory a sprint to seal the game a sprint that would put the goonies back into their place a sprint that would be remember for all time as the fat head crew takes the perfect Heisman Pose pitcure a sprint that would earn him 3SPP. BUT Lightning strikes again, hob nails bloody and confused saw Joe Dons mighty hooves beating down on his poor fragile gobo body as it layed on the pitch, he panics and does what all good gobos do, He started to kick like hell screaming and flailing away. As Joe Don enters his sprint he gets kicked in the balls and crashes right on his face. FUMBLE!!! the Crowd goes crazy the ball is actually on the ground and in a perfect spot for the recovery!

T6 for the goonies starts and the goonies get in postion for the recovery Squiq Hearder sprints down field to the endzone. The other goonies all fall back in defense in case it goes bad. Hob Nails jumps up. dodges and picks the ball up he wheels to his left and Heaves the ball down field. But in his pain form the previous block and twirling like a severed head he FUMBLES the Pass!!!! The Nufflucked crew responded with years of training and discipline confident that in two turn they could still score. They cover up the ball But do not attempt a pick up. They blast Hob Nails with their full rage and send his ass off to the BH box to comtemplate his pain.

T7 Xithsackor the Waaahhhh Shaman sees the image of Mork and knows what he must do. He proceeds to slice though the Nufflucked crew makes 3 dodges, picks the ball up right under Joe Dons Icey Stare and purple balls and heaves the ball as far as a Gobo can manage. IT sails through the sky like a wyvern with hemroids and lands one square away from the endzone. Squig Hearder is waiting at the other end of the field.

Nufflucked is still not concerned, they will plaster poor Squiq Herder, save the score and get ready fot the second half. They sprint GG Allin down the field to cover for Cheese It as he blitzes BUT on knocks the gobo down.

T8 the Goonies all stare in disbelief the rest of the team just stands there realizing that it all comes down to this. Squiq Hearder looks into the jumbled crowd as they are all screaming and going crazy. he longs to buy a Beer from the vendor walking down aisle 7 he want to nick the hotdog from that stupid Humie child he wants just 10 seconds with that gobo cheerleader, thats all he needs. BUT as he looks over the gobo cheerleaders he sees GORK looking apon him. Squig hearder reels in shock but rebounds with more determination to show GORK that he is a worthy Gobo. He jumps up Dodges 3 times around the cheese Sprints for GLORY!!!!! and his rewarded with a smile from GORK as he disappears into the crowd.

GOONIES 2 NUFFLUCKED O at half.

At half time coach Pain is sizing up the situation and it is grim hes got 4 gobs down and is missing 2 for the game. His lads are beat up and worn out. HE knows that the only path to VICTORY is the gobo way!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!

Second Half Kicks off and the Nuffle crew is pissed they got blood on the brain and gobos to kill!!!!

Nufflucked gets the kick off. It lands in the corner of the endzone. WHAT A CLUTCH KICK!! The nuffle crew blasts the crap out of the Goonies on the line and sends one to the KO box. they move down field for the quick score. DuoDenum the hobgobln rushes back to get the ball when he looks up and 2 of the Goonies Cheerleaders are Tilean Kissing right in front of him and feeling each other up. He FUMBLES the Ball!

The Goonies all 7 of them are huddled on their goal line just hoping they can hold on. The Nuffle Crew all ready gave them one break and wasted a turn to advance the ball

T2 Duo gets his head straight and races back up field passing the ball off to Cheese it so he can hand it off to GG Allin but he FUMBLES THE BALL AGAIN. Another turn wasted to advance the ball and possible go coast to coast in one turn.

The Goonies back up to their end line holding on.

T3 GG Allin Breaks for the open space and scores sprinting in for the score!


Nufflucked kicks off to the Goonies and it all comes down to this. They spend a turn running around.

The Bull Centars make their move to rip the ball from the goonies GG allin goes down the lower outside half to cut off the goonies. Joe Don breaks into a sprint down the middle and Falls right on his face, he is still holding his ball sack thinking he might be a unic after the game. He is Stunned.

Goonies sense an oppurtunity as the Goonies wizard rizes from the crowd and Blasts GG Allin with a lightning bolt followes up by a judisious foul and he is also stunned. The Goonies wheel back to the middle deep in their end.

T7 on the Nuffle crew was when it had to happen they had the goonies 2 paces off their endzone as GG Allin breaks in to a blitz from the ground to make a play at the un protected ball carrier. But only manages to push him back. Joe Don gets off the ground to blitz around the other end and seal off the gobo and set up a for sure turn 8 score BUT the clouds gather again as Joe Don rushes around the end. Bumble Smot of the goonies grabs him by his tail and hangs on for dear life, his gobo insticts kick in and he starts kicking and flailing around. JOE DON craches to the ground again!!! hold his ball sack with one hand and with his other checking his ass because it is on fire now with Bumble holding half his tail in his green skined hands.

T8 The goonies wheel around to the top wide zone trying to get space but there is no help to be had. All the goonies are covered or down so in a snap decision they decide to throw the ball DEEP down field were no one can get the ball. They cock their arm but the weight of the ball, the fatige the ass beating that they have been getting was to much FUMBLE!!!!

T8 LAST TURN AND GLORY OF THE TIE!!!!
Nuffle crew dashes DuoDenum to the endzone for the TD. Joe DOn blitzes the wide zone and KO;s the only goonie within 10 paces of the ball. the ball is open for pick up and ready for the score. When lightning strikes again. On the other wide side there was a big scrum as the goonies trolls and remaing gobos were surrounded by the Nuffle crew and fighting for their lives. Both sides were battling and no idea what the hell was going on, all they knew was to KILL. A Chaos Dwarf who shall remain nameless ignored his coaches instructions to not block and go for the tie sets his sites on Xitsackor to exact some revenege. Xitsackor saw him coming and his gobo insticts kicked in, he did what a good gobo does, He started kicking like mad and flailing around like a stuck Squig. THe dwarf lines up for his smack down and his caught blindside by a round house kick sent straight for GORK and MORK as he goes down in a slag heap for the TURNOVER!!!!!

The goonies clicked out on turn 8 and the party has not stopped.

Great game screech! what a game. You are just the first of many victims to be beaten by the goonies so dont feel bad. Although it might be a whille until the next win by the goonies so I will constantly remind you of our victory until that happens. So now you have a rooting intrest when ever the goonies play.

PS I told you Celas that we could WIN!!!

This was way to long and Iam not going to spell check this so excuse my eagerness to relate to you the game of the season. Even though Iam sure I butcherd a few words.
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